Thirty Two (A Taylor Swift Parody)

Look, I know making fun of Taylor Swift is easy. But this latest song just has me thinking, “Grow up already!” And thus, ‘Thirty Two’ was born – the story of a married couple with a couple sick kids. Please to enjoy.

It feels like a perfect night to dress up like adults
And do our taxes, uh-oh uh-oh
It feels like a perfect night for bed before midnight
To sleep like babies, uh-huh uh-huh

Yeaaaahh
We’re happy sad confused and tired at the same time
It’s miserable and magical oh yeah
Tonight’s the night we forget about the headlines, it’s time

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 32
Everything will be all right if you keep me next to you
You know more about me than I bet you want to
Everything will be all right if we just keep acting like we’re 32, 32

It feels like one of those nights
This house is too crowded with too many sick kids
It seems like one of those nights
We ditch the sweet dreams and end up nursing instead of sleeping

Yeaaaahh
We’re happy sad confused and tired in the best way
It’s miserable and magical oh yeah
Tonight’s the night we forget about the headaches, it’s time

I don’t know about you but I’m feeling 32
Everything will be all right if you keep me next to you
You know more about me than I bet you want to
Everything will be all right if we just keep acting like we’re 32, 32

I don’t know about , 32, 32

It feels like one of those nights
We ditch the sweet dreams
It feels like one of those nights
We won’t be sleeping
It feels like one of those nights
We’re treating boo-boos
I’m glad I have you, I’m glad I have you

I don’t know about you but I’m feeling 32
Everything will be all right if you keep me next to you
You know more about me than I bet you want to
Everything will be all right if we just keep acting like we’re 32, 32

Acting like we’re 32, yeah, 32, yeah yeah

It feels like one of those nights
We ditch the sweet dreams
It feels like one of those nights
We won’t be sleeping
It feels like one of those nights
We’re treating boo-boos
I’m glad I have you, I’m glad I have you

The Month in Music: Ben Taylor, Divine Fits, Yeasayer

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Listening – Ben Taylor

Ben Taylor is an incredibly talented songwriter, and it kind of figures: his parents are James Taylor and Carly Simon. Pretty good pedigree. He tried to avoid music for a while, but eventually found himself drawn to it, and the results have been impressive. He’s been one of my favorite artists ever since I discovered his album with the Ben Taylor Band, Famous Among the Barns, back in high school, and since he’s gone solo (well, more solo I guess), his work has been even better. Another Run Around the Sun is one of my all-time favorites (check out “You Must’ve Fallen”, “Someday Soon”, “I’ll Be Fine”, and everything else on there), and the goofily-titled The Legend of Kung Folk, Part 1 (The Killing Bite) (I guess there’s no part 2?) was excellent as well. Another Run was more acoustic and organic-sounding, while The Legend of Kung Folk leaned more towards R&B in its instrumentation and arrangements. Considering the somewhat dramatic shift between albums, it was going to be interesting to see which direction he went on Listening. The answer is mostly still in the more electric, sultry vein of The Legend of Kung Folk, but this time around, especially towards the end of the album, he throws in some busy electronica, not dissimilar to what Sufjan Stevens did on The Age of Adz. (Although certainly to a lesser degree, practically by default. Sufjan went cray-cray on that one.) Unfortunately, much like Stevens’s effort, these songs tend to get bogged down under the weight of all that’s going on. However, the first half of the album is less cluttered and shines like his previous work. The title track is a contemplative slow burner, and then “Oh Brother” picks things up with a bouncy ode to his twin stepbrothers (and an appearance from his famous dad). “Not Alone” wouldn’t have sounded out of place on The Legend of Kung Folk, save for some tastefully scattered synths in the chorus that foreshadow the greater electronic involvement on the record. Despite its weaker second half (which is not to say every song is bad – “You Could Be Mine” is a fun, reggae-tinged number), Listening is still certainly worth your time.

Start with: “Oh Brother”, “Not Alone”, “Giulia”

 

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A Thing Called Divine Fits – Divine Fits

Ok, I’ll admit that I was severely predisposed to like this album because one of the guys in this indie supergroup is Britt Daniel, the genius behind Spoon, probably my favorite non-Beatles band. (Come on, the Beatles are in a league of their own. It’s not really fair to put anyone else up against them, so I don’t try.) I had high hopes for this project, and A Thing Called Divine Fits does not disappoint. The only way to describe this album is cool – it makes the Barry Manilow tracks in your library feel very insecure. Divine Fits’ sound definitely bears the mark of Daniel’s influence – sharp, precise beats; well-behaved guitars that flame out in walls of distortion – but also reflects the contributions of Dan Boeckner, formerly of Wolf Parade and Handsome Furs, and Sam Brown of the New Bomb Turks. The most notable example of this is Boeckner’s voice, heard in half the songs on here. It’s very different from Daniel’s but is awesome too, with a sound that is roughed-up and desperate in a good way. Divine Fits also use synthy bass lines where Spoon never does, and this calls to mind the Cars (as does the cover, in my opinion). Divine Fits sound like the outstanding musicians they have proven themselves to be in other endeavors, and it’s awesome to hear them meld their styles together into something great.

Start with: “My Love Is Real”, “Flaggin a Ride”, “Would That Not Be Nice”

 

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Fragrant World – Yeasayer

Historically, I’ve never really been able to get into Yeasayer. I could tell that they were talented musicians writing good songs, but I don’t know, their sound was always just a little too world-beat-kooky for my taste. But hey, lots of people love them, so what do I know. However, they went in a new direction with Fragrant World, one that dips into the darker sounds of the electronic realm, and I love it. The songs are more focused, with fewer stylistic deviations within each, making for a more cohesive, powerful attack. The apocalyptic synths and nervous beats that drive songs like “Longevity” and “Devil and the Deed” are awesome, and it’s impressive that Yeasayer can utilize this sonic palette so expertly. If you’re already a Yeasayer fan, don’t worry, they didn’t completely eradicate their old sound: its influence can be heard in places like the extended outro to “Henrietta” and the intro to “Demon Road”, among others. And to top it all off, their label is called Secretly Canadian, which is hilarious. Definitely check out this album.

Start with: “Longevity”, “Henrietta”, “Devil and the Deed”

The Month in Music: Beach House, John Mayer, The Walkmen, and . . .

Bloom  Beach House

Beach House is an excellent dream pop band from Baltimore that started getting significant buzz with their last album, Teen Dream (they had that title first, Katy Perry!). Bloom largely follows the philosophy “don’t mess with a good thing”, but there are significant differences from Teen Dream. For this album, Beach House decamped to west Texas to record, and it sounds like the sweep and grandeur of their surroundings crept into the music. Leadoff track and single “Myth” sets this tone, with singer Victoria Legrand’s breathy vocals soaring at perhaps their highest heights to date over epic, swelling waves of guitar and synthesizer. In fact, “epic, swelling waves of guitar and synthesizer” is a pretty good description of most of the album, but that’s definitely not to say that the songs all sound the same. Beach House does a great job varying the mood and dynamics from track to track, delivering a record that is compelling, captivating, and beautiful from start to finish.

Start with: “Myth”, “Lazuli”, “Wishes”

 

Born and Raised  John Mayer

John Mayer is back! I was largely disappointed with his last effort, Battle Studies – the songwriting sounded unfocused to me, perhaps understandable given his highly publicized, ah, distractions – but he completely rights the ship on Born and Raised. This album is infused with a rootsy, soulful sound that leans towards country and Americana where Continuum leaned to blues rock. The sound perfectly complements the lyrics, which point to a calmer, more peaceful Mayer, who sounds like he has overcome many of the demons that landed him in the tabloids numerous times over the past few years. This is perhaps best illustrated on “Shadow Days”, where Mayer sings “I’m a good man with a good heart, had a tough time, got a rough start, but I’ve finally learned to let it go” over a steady drum beat and peaceful slide guitar. Only he knows if those words are true, but given the contentment and peace that seem to pervade this album, I believe it. Another favorite of mine is “Something Like Olivia”, with Mayer’s bluesy electric guitar recalling the best moments from Continuum and the lyrics singing the praises of Olivia, who though taken, Mayer finds a good model for what he should be looking for. (And of course, because of his tabloid past, you gotta wonder if he’s talking about Olivia Wilde and we’re about to get another round of headlines here.) It’s great to see John Mayer back at his best, because he’s one of the most talented musicians we have today.

Start with: “Queen of California”, “Shadow Days”, “Something Like Olivia”

 

Heaven  The Walkmen

 The Walkmen’s last album, Lisbon, is absolutely fantastic and one of my all-time favorites. If I was doing my favorite albums of 2010 list over again, it would without a doubt be in the top 10. (For the record, so would Dr. Dog’s Shame, Shame and LCD Soundsystem’s This Is Happening; Sleigh Bells’ Treats would be honorable mention.) Lisbon was influenced and inspired by a trip to Lisbon, Portugal, as well as Elvis music. Go figure, right? This, combined with the fact that the Walkmen could have best been described pre-Lisbon as a gritty post-punk band, made for a really interesting and excellent album. The follow-up to that album, Heaven, is not as great, but is still pretty good. As every review of this album will tell you, the Walkmen are getting older, and this album exudes the happiness and reflection that comes with moving into new stages of life. On some of the songs the practical meaning of this seems to be that the band is just less energetic. Thankfully though, this isn’t the case on all the songs, and there are several outstanding tracks: “Love Is Luck” and “Heaven” are, in my opinion, the best songs on here and stand up well to any of their previous work. Even some of the slower, more laid-back tunes, like the short homage to their love of old country music, “Jerry Jr.’s Tune”, are well done and enjoyable. Unfortunately, a few of the songs just never quite come together, which is surprising given that no song on Lisbon could be described that way. And producer Phil Ek, whose work I actually admire, doesn’t seem to be a great match here. The band talked in interviews about how exacting he was, how he made them do things over and over until they got it right, how he made them actually tune their instruments, etc., which they were grateful for and described as a good thing – but part of the Walkmen’s charm has always been how ramshackle and ragged their music can sound, and Ek’s attention to detail kind of rubs that out here. All in all though, I don’t want to sound too negative – the Walkmen hold a special place in my heart and this really is a good record. It’s hard not to compare it to Lisbon, but that’s not totally fair, and when looked at on its own the stronger tunes stand out and make this an overall satisfying listen.

Start with: “Love Is Luck”, “The Love You Love”, “Heaven”

 

 

And last but not least, those who know me know I couldn’t go without saying anything about . . .

Listen Up! – Haley Reinhart

 . . . my celebrity crush, Haley Reinhart. She won me over completely on American Idol last season because of how effortlessly and charmingly different she was from not only all the other contestants, but from what the Idol powers-on-high seem to want in their contestants. Her voice is incredible and unique, full of soul and grit and power, and this album does a fantastic job of channeling all her strengths and quirks into a batch of bluesy, soul-infused pop tunes that have a ton of personality. Reinhart co-wrote all but one track, and even though a couple of tunes in the middle are a tad snoozy, overall the songs are excellent. The only real minor complaint I have is B.o.B.’s appearance on “Oh My!” – he sounds like competition a little out of place, but to be fair, the more I’ve listened to it, the more in tune I’ve gotten with it. All biases aside, this really is a good album, not just for a former Idol contestant but for anyone.

(And man, that album cover . . . the typography is excellent. What, where did you think I was going with that?)

Start with: “Liar”, “Wasted Tears”, “Keep Coming Back”